(Source: fionagoddess)



gurl-datsabootyhole:

*opens history textbook*
White people fucked everything up.
*closes history textbook*



(Source: witharab)



nebkin:

reblog if ur gay and up to no good

(Source: irlglow)



(Source: gumowski)



a-little-insane:

the problem with being utterly head over heels for someone is that you get jealous when they experience things without you and nothing feels worth experiencing without them there



lasagnababy:

when you’re the only well behaved kid in the whole class

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pizzoner:

I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*